this was a good story..kinda reminds me of the Marine pilot story...... The Woman Marine Pilot The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents totell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kidscame back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved.But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie wasleft. "Janie, do you have a story to share?" 'Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marinepilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out overenemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and asurvival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and thenher parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more withthe knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Ira qi withher bare hands." ''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell youwas the moral to this horrible story?" "Don't "f" with Mommy when she's been drinking." I love these touching stories! *
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