Thursday, December 16, 2010

Talk About Attitude

Attitude is an on-going thing here at GWG. 

Having a good dose of attitude at the right time can save your life.

Just ask this woman.

2 comments:

Mr. Daddy said...

this was a good story..

kinda reminds me of the Marine pilot story......

The Woman Marine Pilot

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to
tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids
came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.

There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved.
But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was
left.

"Janie, do you have a story to share?"

'Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine
pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over
enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a
survival knife.



She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then
her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15
of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with
the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Ira qi with
her bare hands."

''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you
was the moral to this horrible story?"

"Don't "f" with Mommy when she's been drinking."

I love these touching stories!
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K. Erickson said...

If you haven't seen the movie "Tangled" yet, you are missing out on some fun frying pan usage.